Burst forth with rejoicing with a song of laughter in your heart; for the day, the great day of the Lord is at hand.
Lay aside your instruments of labor all ye who labor, and prepare yourselves as for a journey, a long journey, from which you shall never return.
The Heavens will open wide; the Lord, Himself, shall shout with a loud voice like thunder; an army of angels shall swing low with their fiery chariots to gather the Elect of God from the four winds to take them for the most thrilling ride of their lives back up into the Heavens from whence the angels came.
Hallelujah! Amen.